Gossip Column (driver trolling)
Warning if you have no sense of humour do not read . No liability is accepted for your ego being bashed.
Hello and welcome to the all new updated turd polished gossip ,for those of you that have not read this before its where I annoy and troll all drivers including myself.
Firstly on to our Imola winner Snakeh , rumours are rife that being the only Ruf driver in the league he seems to have a direct line to the manufacturer. This being basically a Porsche means Snakeh has been seen in a gestapo uniform talking freely to Adolf Hitler regarding car design. We expect that when the car is dyno'd the pipes to channel the exhaust from the garage lead to the open air don't they..... or maybe to the showers.
On to Reece2692 . No one knows the real Reece anymore , Reece also has XBOX One which means Microsoft watch him sleep , eat and wank. More than that through the kinect Reece is cloned and the clones are let loose in to the world through the disk tray. Clone 275 raced at Imola but seems unstable. This was evident when a disconnection occured clone 275 was heard to rage , shout and kick the cat out if an open window. Rumours persist that he need to remove the PS4 controller that is firmly embedded in his TV screen during the rage.
Now to bozzy_bostock . One thing we can always rely on with bozzy is his unswerving abilty to make a mistake to let you through. He has been seen spearing off the track many many times laughing as he goes. But not as much as the people behind him. He will get faster but by then I will be dead and buried so maybe my decendants can report on his first podium.
Thats it for now , if I have missed you out don't worry , your fucked for next time ....... Adios fellow mexicans and transvestites.